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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

4 weeks ago

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

1 month ago

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

3 months ago

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

3 months ago

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

3 months ago

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

3 months ago

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

3 months ago