Funny brother quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

  Commentary:
  "Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  "Growing up with six brothers must have been a real balancing act – both on the dance floor and in the bathroom queue! Talk about sibling rivalry turning into a fancy footwork competition."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! ♠️🎰♣️ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? 😄 #SlotShamingForTheWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

  Commentary:
  😂💸 "If my will to live had a bank account, it'd also be overdrafted! #BrokeInSpirit" 💀💳

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about finding your own "board" identity! 🏂🛹🧀 Who needs extreme sports when you can have extremely delicious meats and cheeses? 🤣 Embrace your inner foodie and shred those charcuterie boards like a pro! 🧀🥓🍇 #FoodieForLife

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old strategy of avoiding politics like your life depends on it! 🙈 Sadly, politics has a way of sneaking up on you like that surprise pop quiz you didn't study for. Brace yourselves, folks! 🤣 #politicsgonnadoyou"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 90s, a time of questionable fashion choices and regrettable trends. Seems like your older brother fits right in there with mom's collection of 'ugly things'! 🙈😂 #ThrowbackFashionDisaster"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"

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