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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.
“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.
Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.
“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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3 months ago
Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Commentary:
"Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"
3 months ago
Share →: I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Growing up with six brothers must have been a real balancing act – both on the dance floor and in the bathroom queue! Talk about sibling rivalry turning into a fancy footwork competition."
5 months ago
Share →: Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Commentary:
"Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! ♠️🎰♣️ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? 😄 #SlotShamingForTheWin"
5 months ago
Share →: “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.
5 months ago
Share →: My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Commentary:
Well, it's all about finding your own "board" identity! 🏂🛹🧀 Who needs extreme sports when you can have extremely delicious meats and cheeses? 🤣 Embrace your inner foodie and shred those charcuterie boards like a pro! 🧀🥓🍇 #FoodieForLife
5 months ago
Share →: “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of avoiding politics like your life depends on it! 🙈 Sadly, politics has a way of sneaking up on you like that surprise pop quiz you didn't study for. Brace yourselves, folks! 🤣 #politicsgonnadoyou"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 90s, a time of questionable fashion choices and regrettable trends. Seems like your older brother fits right in there with mom's collection of 'ugly things'! 🙈😂 #ThrowbackFashionDisaster"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"