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40 Funny came quotes

Whoever came up with "penny for your thoughts," "don't nickel and dime me," and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people's heads before Twitter came along.

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases?

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I wish my wife's sighs came with subtitles.

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025