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3 months ago
Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Commentary:
"Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"
4 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Commentary:
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
Me: "That I need a new job."

🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion
5 months ago
Share →: What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Commentary:
"Professional Pillow Fluffer: Because fluffing pillows requires zero motivation or talent, just pure dedication to comfort. 💤😂 #DreamJob"
5 months ago
Share →: The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
5 months ago
Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Commentary:
Job interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" 🤔
Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening." 😂👂 Sounds like I have plenty of room for personal growth!
5 months ago
Share →: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Commentary:
"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can have a 24/7 lavish lifestyle, am I right? 💁‍♀️💰 Just imagine trading in your work pants for designer robes and swapping that morning commute for a leisurely spa day at home! #LivingTheDream"
5 months ago
Share →: Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Commentary:
"Imagine being Beyoncé and having someone come up to you gushing about Goldmember instead of your iconic music career 🤯 Maybe she'll just respond with 'I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up' 😂🎤 #OopsIDidItAgain"