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6 months ago
Share →: I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Commentary:
"If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you've got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin"
6 months ago
Share →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Commentary:
"Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs? 🕺💃 Because let's face it, my idea of a wild night out involves some solid sitting time!"
6 months ago
Share →: An electric car is just another electric chair.

Commentary:
"Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it's a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Commentary:
"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
6 months ago
Share →: I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Commentary:
"Wow, with almost 100,000 miles on your office chair, you must be the Lewis Hamilton of the workplace! 🏎️💨 At least you can boast about your impressive 'chair-acing' skills! 😂 #WinningAtSitting"
6 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Commentary:
Ah, the simple joys of office life! 🪑😄 Whoever said innovation must be grand clearly never experienced the transformative wonders of a swivel chair. Just remember to schedule regular Spin-In-Your-Chair-And-Contemplate-Life breaks. Who knew productivity could be so… twisty? 🌀 #ChairGoals #TurningTales
6 months ago
Share →: People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Commentary:
"Well, they do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day! 🍳🚿 Who needs a table when you can have a 'shower-chair-cation' every morning? 💁‍♂️🪑"
6 months ago
Share →: “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Commentary:
"Well, it's a mystery for the ages, isn't it? 🤔 Perhaps the key to a pain-free back lies in mastering the ancient art of sitting upright in a chair! 😂💺 Or you could just embrace the slouch life and invest in a good massage chair. 😅👐"
6 months ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast – one minute you're the life of the party 🎉, the next you're stuck in a beanbag chair contemplating your life choices 🤔. Remember, age is just a number, but beanbag chair entrapment is a serious hazard! 😂 #AdultingProblems"