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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

3 months ago

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

3 months ago

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

3 months ago

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

3 months ago

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

3 months ago

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

3 months ago