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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Going viral on Instagram:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Going bananas on Instagram:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Spotted on Messenger:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

23 Funny cheating quotes

Funny cheating quotes bring a cheeky twist to a serious topic, turning awkward moments into laughs 😂💔. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or just enjoy some clever wordplay, these witty lines serve up humor with a side of sass 😎🔥. Get ready to smile, cringe, and maybe even share a giggle or two with these hilarious takes on cheating! 🎭✨

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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3 weeks ago

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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3 weeks ago

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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4 weeks ago

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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2 months ago

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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2 months ago

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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2 months ago

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15 shares on Instagram this month:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

18 shares on Facebook this month:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

84 shares on Threads this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Going viral on WeChat:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Spotted on Instagram:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Live now on Slack:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Trending via Telegram:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Making waves on WeChat:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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