20 Funny cheating quotes

• Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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  4 days ago

  affair, cheating, forget, humor, marriage, married, person, ready, relationship, shit, young, young person

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  5 days ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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  1 month ago

  acting, cheating, deception, humor, jealous, jealousy, relationship, talent, while, witchcraft

• Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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  1 month ago

  boys, cheating, disgusting, dog, dogs, humor, island, life, love, Love Island, me, obsession, real, real life, women

• I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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  1 month ago

  cheat, cheating, evasion, finance, humor, i, joke, money, pun, satire, sleeping, tax, tax evasion

• Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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  1 month ago

  affect, cheating, credit, credit score, honesty, humor, partner, relationship, score, should, trust

• Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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  1 month ago

  bored, boredom, cheat, cheating, commitment, dating, fall, honesty, humor, humor quote, me, relationship, right, treat

• Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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  1 month ago

  cheating, check, dreams, humor, intuition, phone, relationship, still, trust, women

• Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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  1 month ago

  cheating, humor, me, neat, nobody, pretty, relationship, single, status

• Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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  1 month ago

  am, case, cheating, comfort, emotionally, emotionally invested, feel, furniture, humor, i, invested, laziness, loveseat, recliner, relaxation, sometimes, wondering

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