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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Just landed via Messenger:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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If she says β€œit’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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I stopped writing β€œFeel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Might start a YouTube channel β€œwill it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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