23 Funny cheating quotes

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  3 days ago

  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

• As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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  2 weeks ago

  cheating, childhood, Christmas, claus, family, humor, i, kid, kissing, misunderstanding, mommy, Santa, Santa Claus, saw, song, thought, understand

• The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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  3 weeks ago

  being, cheating, dating, days, humor, infidelity, know, problem, relationship, relationships, trust

• Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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  3 weeks ago

  affair, cheating, forget, humor, marriage, married, person, ready, relationship, shit, young, young person

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  4 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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  2 months ago

  acting, cheating, deception, humor, jealous, jealousy, relationship, talent, while, witchcraft

• Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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  2 months ago

  boys, cheating, disgusting, dog, dogs, humor, island, life, love, Love Island, me, obsession, real, real life, women

• I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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  2 months ago

  cheat, cheating, evasion, finance, humor, i, joke, money, pun, satire, sleeping, tax, tax evasion

• Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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  2 months ago

  affect, cheating, credit, credit score, honesty, humor, partner, relationship, score, should, trust

• Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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  2 months ago

  bored, boredom, cheat, cheating, commitment, dating, fall, honesty, humor, humor quote, me, relationship, right, treat

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