12 Funny cravings quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan
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  5 months ago

  View →: No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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