15 Funny cravings quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

  Commentary:
  Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

  Commentary:
  This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜

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  1 week ago

  Share →: This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

  Commentary:
  When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

  Commentary:
  "Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don't take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan

  Commentary:
  "Who runs the world? Naan! 🌟🍞 Just remember, when it comes to carbs, girls just want to have naan! 💁‍♀️🔥"

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