15 Funny cravings quotes

• Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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  6 hours ago

  abstain, comparison, cravings, desire, food, good, humor, joke, sex, stuff, worst

• Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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  2 months ago

  blood, cravings, end, ever, fantasy, food, funny thought, human, humor, insects, mosquito, obsession, pizza, pursuit, thought

• I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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  2 months ago

  appetite, cravings, dining, eat, food, humor, i, love, menu, reading, stuff, want

• This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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  2 months ago

  coming, convinced, cravings, digestion, food, gum, humor, humorously, humorously relatable, joke, relatable, stomach, stomachache

• Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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  2 months ago

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• It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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  2 months ago

  alike, cravings, diet, exercise, extra, fitness, food, fry, humor, humor quote, me, much, snack, sound

• Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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  2 months ago

  bell, body, cravings, fast, fast food, food, humor, indulgence, needs, punishment, sometimes, taco, Taco Bell

• Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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  2 months ago

  again, ask, cravings, desire, ever, food, humor, i, me, mean, meaning, offer, say, snack, time

• When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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  2 months ago

  chocolate, cravings, eat, hear, humor, i, inner, inner struggle, inside, me, struggle, temptation, voices

• I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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  2 months ago

  blood, call, cravings, eat, emotions, everything, everywhere, feel, huge, humor, i, me, menstruation, people, period, scared, shark, Shark week, snapping, want, week

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