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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Making waves on Reddit:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Just landed via Telegram:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Just landed via TikTok:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Just shared via WeChat:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

15 Funny cravings quotes

Funny cravings quotes are here to satisfy your hunger for laughs and relatable moments 🍕😂 Whether you’re dreaming of midnight snacks or battling that unstoppable sweet tooth 🍩🤤, these witty words will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. Get ready to snack on some humor and spice up your cravings game with a side of smiles! 😄🍔✨

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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97 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

75 shares on Discord this month:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

40 shares on Slack this month:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Going viral on Reddit:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Spotted on Twitch:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Seen just now on Threads:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Trending via Instagram:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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