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6 months ago
Share →: Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Commentary:
Looks like Santa might need a bit of a challenge this Christmas! 🎅🦹‍♂️ Watch out for Wario trying to steal the spotlight from the Grinch! 🌟😈 This holiday season, it's all about who can cause the most chaos and mischief! 🎄🃏
6 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️‍♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"
6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone decided to get a little tropical with their beverage choices! 🌴🥥 Nothing like a good ol' lime-coconut concoction to spice up the day. Just remember, moderation is key unless you’re aiming for a full-on Caribbean vacation in your living room! 😄🍹 #KeepCalmAndCoconutOn
6 months ago
Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Commentary:
"Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"
6 months ago
Share →: You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of the mysterious "cha cha cha!" 🕺💬 It's like adding a sprinkle of salsa to a bland conversation; unexpected and slightly confusing, but undeniably fun! Maybe it's time to bring a little cha cha cha into the world of formal speeches and boardroom meetings… Or not. 😄 #ChaChaChaChaos
6 months ago
Share →: If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Commentary:
"If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! 🦁🐧🐍 Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? 🚢🐪🦒 Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! 🌪️🌊 #NoahsDramaticArk"
6 months ago
Share →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"
6 months ago
Share →: You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like a solid strategy for expanding your vocabulary Scottish-style! 🏴 Just throw in some gibberish with a thick accent and watch the puzzled nods roll in. Who needs a dictionary when you've got a bonnie way with words like "janglers" and "tary bibbit"? 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Is this art or trash?

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷‍♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"