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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Just landed via Twitch:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Going viral on X:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Funny culture quotes explore the amusing quirks, customs, and contradictions that make every society both unique and totally laughable! 😂🌍 From confusing etiquette rules to strange traditions and viral trends, these quotes highlight how culture can be just as entertaining as it is meaningful. Because sometimes, the world’s oddest habits are also its funniest! 😆🎭🥢

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3 days ago
Share →: Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Commentary:
Guess I'll add 'Remember Dre' to my to-do list between existential dread and feeding the goldfish 🐟🎧😅
5 days ago
Share →: Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Commentary:
Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️‍♂️
5 days ago
Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Commentary:
I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
7 days ago
Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Commentary:
When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
1 week ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
1 week ago
Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Commentary:
Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂
1 week ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
1 week ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
1 week ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
1 week ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Live now on YouTube:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Seen just now on X:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Just landed via Facebook:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Shared recently on Threads:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Making waves on Twitch:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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