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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, β€œYour guess is as good as mine.”

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Going viral on X:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Going viral on Discord:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Just landed via Twitch:

β€œShe’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Funny culture quotes explore the amusing quirks, customs, and contradictions that make every society both unique and totally laughable! πŸ˜‚πŸŒ From confusing etiquette rules to strange traditions and viral trends, these quotes highlight how culture can be just as entertaining as it is meaningful. Because sometimes, the world’s oddest habits are also its funniest! πŸ˜†πŸŽ­πŸ₯’

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80 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Overthinkaholic!

60 shares on X this month:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

97 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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β€œGod has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has copied:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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Live now on X:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

Seen just now on WeChat:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said β€œEat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Just landed via TikTok:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I love to see β€œpan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Freshly posted on Threads:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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