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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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