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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Breaking via WeChat:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Trending via Pinterest:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Going viral on X:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Trending via WeChat:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

63 Funny curiosity quotes

Funny curiosity quotes 🤔😂 are the perfect sprinkle of humor and wisdom to brighten your day! Ever wondered what happens when wit meets wonder? These quirky gems 💬 will tickle your funny bone while sparking that inquisitive spirit within. Dive into a world where laughs and lightbulb moments coexist, making even the most mundane musings 🌟 feel like a delightful adventure. Get ready to giggle and ponder simultaneously!

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

7 days ago

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

1 week ago

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56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

87 shares on Slack this month:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Live now on Telegram:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Trending via Pinterest:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Shared recently on Twitch:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Just shared via Instagram:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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