34 Funny curiosity quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

  Commentary:
  "Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

  Commentary:
  "Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

  Commentary:
  "Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're trying to figure out if you're the one who ate their snacks in a past life. 👀🍪🤔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine line between love and stalking – it's all about perspective, really! 🕵️‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Who knew gathering intel on your future spouse could be frowned upon? 😂#RelationshipGoals #StalkerInLove"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder if you've just discovered a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the office 😂🍫 Who knew that a simple grin could be so mysterious and intriguing? Keep 'em guessing, superstar!"

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