30 Funny curiosity quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.
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  7 days ago

  View →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
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  4 months ago

  View →: No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?
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  4 months ago

  View →: What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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