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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Making waves on WeChat:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Spotted on Twitch:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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49 Funny curiosity quotes

Funny curiosity quotes 🤔😂 are the perfect sprinkle of humor and wisdom to brighten your day! Ever wondered what happens when wit meets wonder? These quirky gems 💬 will tickle your funny bone while sparking that inquisitive spirit within. Dive into a world where laughs and lightbulb moments coexist, making even the most mundane musings 🌟 feel like a delightful adventure. Get ready to giggle and ponder simultaneously!

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Share →: What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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When's the snooping class graduation ceremony? 👀🎓🤣
3 hours ago
Share →: I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Curiosity didn't just kill the cat; it got me kicked out of the library for asking "Where's the section on world's strangest records?" 😄🔍📚
7 hours ago
Share →: I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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When they give you that gaze, it's either deep wisdom or they remembered where they hid your snacks! 👀😂
12 hours ago
Share →: Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Commentary:
My interest is now piqued, and just like my eyebrows, it's staying raised! 🤨😂
15 hours ago
Share →: I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Trying to convince the other me's that pineapple on pizza isn't a crime 🍍🍕👀
2 days ago
Share →: I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Hopefully, they're all winning the lottery and taking naps! 🤑😴✨
5 days ago
Share →: Can I come over and figure you out?

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Mind if I bring a map and a compass? 🗺️🧭🔍
1 week ago
Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
1 week ago
Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Commentary:
Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Just landed via Messenger:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Making waves on Facebook:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Trending via Slack:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Making waves on TikTok:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Going viral on Reddit:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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