I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. Posted on6 hours ago
I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it. Posted on1 day ago
All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Posted on1 day ago
Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens. Posted on2 days ago
Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Posted on2 days ago
I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. Posted on3 days ago
I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn. Posted on3 days ago
If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it. Posted on4 days ago
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing? Posted on5 days ago