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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Spotted on X:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Live now on Pinterest:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Making waves on Telegram:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Just landed via Messenger:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Just shared via Twitch:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Just landed via X:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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98 shares on Twitch this month:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

January is the Monday of the year.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Trending via Snapchat:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Going viral on YouTube:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Breaking via WeChat:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Seen just now on Discord:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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