11 Funny curse quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

  Commentary:
  Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's love life needs a little magic to break the curse! ✨🧙‍♂️ Who knew dating could come with so many spells and incantations? 🔮💔 #LoveSpellGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

  Commentary:
  "Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally got rid of the curse and is ready to mingle! 🧙‍♀️💫 Who needs a spell book when you've got good company, am I right? Let's hang out and spread some magic together! 🎉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless classic 'As per my last curse,' a phrase that strikes fear into the hearts of email recipients everywhere! 😈💢 It's like 'As per my last email,' but with extra sass and a sprinkle of dark magic! Who knew workplace communication could be so bewitchingly entertaining? 🧙‍♂️✉️ #NotTodaySatan"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

  Commentary:
  "Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

  Commentary:
  🔦💡 When someone flips the light on without asking, it's like a surprise party you didn't want to attend! A thousand curses to the light-switch bandits out there – may they forever stumble in the dark when searching for their missing socks! 😂🔆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

  Commentary:
  When she says "it's fine," just remember to run for cover because her inner storm is brewing ⛈️🙃 Don't mess with a girl's unspoken rage or you might end up being excommunicated from your own bloodline! 😂 #FineButNotFine #GirlPower

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Gordon Ramsay is bringing the heat in the kitchen with that four curse meal! 😂🔥 Hopefully, the taste isn't as spicy as his language! 🌶️🍴#CookingWithCurses

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅

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