11 Funny curse quotes

She doesn't want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025