12 Funny damage quotes

• Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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  1 week ago

  brain, brain damage, butterfly, damage, disappointment, give, humor, just, me, nobody, relationship, sarcasm

• Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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  1 week ago

  back, comedy, critique, damage, forget, horrible, humor, joke, last, people, polio, political, political critique, political joke, political satire, satire, socialism, time

• Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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  1 week ago

  attitude, confidence, damage, damaged, exterior, exterior confidence, gangsta, health, inner, inner struggle, inside, keep, mental, mental health, outside, resilience, street, street style, struggle, style, toughness

• The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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  2 weeks ago

  belief, damage, done, engineer, humor, intelligence, intelligent, irony, society, software, software engineer

• Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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  2 weeks ago

  cancelled, clarity, clearer, damage, expectations, humor, i, irony, need, nothing, repairs, say, self-care, shampoo, therapy

• I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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  2 weeks ago

  being, brain, damage, feelings, giving, hopeless, humor, i, love, me, romantic, think

• When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, Boomers, brain, brain damage, children, Covid, damage, damaged, explain, fate, lead, much, old, old age, opinions

• Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, damage, humor, i, joke, psychic, sarcasm

• Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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  3 weeks ago

  awareness, brain, brain damage, damage, excessive, humor, irony, know, me, sarcasm, screen, screen time, shows, study, technology, time, whenever

• If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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  3 weeks ago

  brain, creativity, damage, development, even, humor, joke, porn, wordplay, writing

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