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  • Boyfriends come and goโ€ฆ reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

    Commentary:
    “Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂.”

  • They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the rare ‘butterfly effect’ of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals”

  • Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖”

  • Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

    Commentary:
    “Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades”

  • The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, heโ€™s still hot.

    Commentary:
    “True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️”

  • Maybe the reason you havenโ€™t found your soulmate is because you donโ€™t have a soul.

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we’ve been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔”

  • If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney”

  • My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping theyโ€™re braver than me.

    Commentary:
    “When you’ve mastered the ancient art of ‘Stare-a-fu’, but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨”

  • The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

    Commentary:
    “When your partner’s having a meltdown, it’s your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂”

  • Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

    Commentary:
    “When asking your girl what’s wrong is the real investment risk. 🕵️‍♂️📉💸”

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