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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Weddings should have a worst man.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

I love it when God gives me money.

Making waves on Twitch:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Spotted on Threads:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Live now on WeChat:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Live now on WeChat:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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46 shares on Slack this month:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

81 shares on Discord this month:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Making waves on Reddit:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Going bananas on Slack:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

Breaking via X:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Spotted on Reddit:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Just shared via YouTube:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Spotted on Facebook:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Seen just now on X:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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