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6 months ago
Share →: Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Commentary:
Sounds like this person's blood pressure meter is also their "hoe-ometer"! 🤣📈 Guess it's all about self-care and keeping those stress levels low, even when the temptation is high! 💁‍♂️ #HealthFirst #NoHoeChasing
6 months ago
Share →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Commentary:
Looks like your soulmate hit the "unfriend" button instead of the "reply with love" one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you've got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they'll come crawling back for more! 🤷‍♂️📱
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"
6 months ago
Share →: Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've cracked the code, folks! 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you've got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle"
6 months ago
Share →: I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love in the digital age – a modern-day tragedy in 5 steps! 🙈💔 Maybe the 999 other girls were just practice rounds in the game of love. Who knew narrowing down your options could be so challenging? Keep your chin up, Romeo! 🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Commentary:
"Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship? 🍷🤔 Maybe love really is like a fine wine, better with a little buzz 😂🍇 #RelationshipReflections"
6 months ago
Share →: I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'plot twist' moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here's to finding 'the one' who doesn't ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨"
6 months ago
Share →: There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you have a face that can charm even the toughest critics? 😏✨ #SingleAndSlayingIt #FaceOfFlawless"
6 months ago
Share →: Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Commentary:
"Are you bad wifi? Because I'm getting a strong signal.. of disinterest 😂📶 #NoConnection"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 8th or 10th choice – the ninja of choices, silently waiting in the shadows to strike when least expected! 🦸‍♂️ Don't worry, sometimes being the underdog has its perks. Embrace your inner MVP of the 8th and 10th choices! 🥇"