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1 month ago
Share →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Commentary:
"Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"
1 month ago
Share →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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"When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve"
1 month ago
Share →: You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"
1 month ago
Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Commentary:
"Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"
1 month ago
Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"
1 month ago
Share →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Commentary:
"Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"
1 month ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
1 month ago
Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Commentary:
"Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"