17 Funny debate quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

  Commentary:
  Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

  Commentary:
  "Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷‍♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! 🍍🍕😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

  Commentary:
  "Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

  Commentary:
  Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

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