19 Funny debate quotes — Wordgag ツ

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

2 months ago2 months ago

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

2 months ago2 months ago

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

3 months ago3 months ago

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

4 months ago4 months ago

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

4 months ago4 months ago

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

4 months ago4 months ago

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

6 months ago6 months ago

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Mar 18, 2025

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Mar 17, 2025

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Mar 17, 2025

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Feb 25, 2025

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Jan 28, 2025

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Jan 28, 2025

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Jan 26, 2025

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Jan 26, 2025

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Jan 26, 2025

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Jan 24, 2025

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Jan 23, 2025

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Jan 22, 2025