16 Funny debate quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

  Commentary:
  "Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! #PassionateGibberish"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

  Commentary:
  "Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

  Commentary:
  Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too . Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

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