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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Making waves on TikTok:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Breaking via Telegram:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Seen just now on Discord:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Shared recently on Instagram:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Going viral on Messenger:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

25 Funny debate quotes

Funny debate quotes bring a splash of humor 🎉 to serious arguments, turning heated moments into laugh-out-loud exchanges 😂. Whether you’re a fierce debater or just love witty comebacks 💬, these gems add spice 🌶️ and lighten the mood. Get ready to chuckle and see debates in a whole new, hilarious light! 🎭🔥

New funny debate quotes 👇

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

4 weeks ago

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

4 weeks ago

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

4 weeks ago

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

4 weeks ago

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

4 weeks ago

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

4 weeks ago

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

4 weeks ago

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

4 weeks ago

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

4 weeks ago

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

4 weeks ago

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22 shares on X this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

100 shares on WeChat this month:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

41 shares on X this month:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

95 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Just shared via WeChat:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Going viral on Pinterest:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Spotted on Discord:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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