Funny December quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

  Commentary:
  Looks like December is breaking records and chasing time like it's in a high-speed chase! 🏎️⏱️ Who knew a month could be so speedy? Better hold on to your Santa hat, folks! 🎅🚀 #ZoomingThroughDecember

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December. A desperate celebration of an end.

  Commentary:
  Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! 🎉😅 It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. 🎄🕰️ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! 🎉🙌 #EndOfTheYearBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December you will be good to me (threateningly).

  Commentary:
  Oh December, we're all watching you 👀 Don't even think about slacking off with the holiday cheer 🎅🎄 Time to be good, or else… 🌟 #DecemberDemandsExcellence

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, December, the grand finale of the year! 🎉 Here's hoping it's a sweet ending and not a plot twist nobody saw coming! 🍭✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

  Commentary:
  Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. 🗓️
  Me: Stop living in the past! 🕰️😂 It's 2021, let's leave 2020 where it belongs – in history books and funny memes! 💁‍♂️🚀 #MovingForward #NewYearNewMe

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

  Commentary:
  "No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail"

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