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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"

doctor, healthcare, humor, lollipop, patient, treat
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

body, body image, doctor, humor, image, life, negativity, office, scale, self-care
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"

best, comedy, doctor, give, horse, humor, impression, just, ketamine, me, medical, still
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"

apple, away, boredom, daily, daily routine, day, doctor, fun, humor, keep, keeps, routine, silly
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"

50s, aging, both, contacts, doctor, health, humor, life, life stage, pharmacist, stage, welcome
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama

appointment, appointments, arm, doctor, fat, hate, humor, i, me, money, stab
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

always, doctor, doctors, give, giving, humor, i, ibuprofen, joke, man, me, medicine, pharmacy, prescription, sell, something
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like someone just received a terminal prognosis of eternal wedded bliss! 💍💉 Better stock up on some "Yes, dear" pills and prepare for a lifetime of "happily ever after" prescriptions! 😉 #PrescribedForLove

diagnose, doctor, doctors, future, humor, marriage, me, relationship, wife
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies

chocolate, doctor, food, holiday, humor, joke, pretty, Santa, stomach, sure
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"

anger, diet, doctor, food, humor, i, insist, marshmallow, vegetable, vegetables