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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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Trending via Reddit:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Breaking via Telegram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Spotted on Threads:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Just shared via X:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Spotted on Threads:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Going viral on Messenger:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Spotted on Messenger:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Just landed via Slack:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Seen just now on Threads:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Just shared via Pinterest:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Making waves on WeChat:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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