Funny emoji quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

  Commentary:
  "Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are too many neglected emojis.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some emojis are feeling left out, they probably have serious FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) 😂🤷‍♀️ Let's show them some love and sprinkle them around like confetti 🎉💕 #EmojiEquality

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

  Commentary:
  Better get in tune and march to the beat of my accordion emoji! 🎶 Time to shape up or face the music! 🎭 #AccordionEmojiDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! 🤔🎪 Let's pitch a tent for those deep contemplative moments, complete with a tented fingers emoji! It's the perfect symbol for when you're pondering life's mysteries under the big top of your thoughts. 🎩✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, wrong emoji, wrong timing! 🤦‍♂️ Remember folks, choose your emojis wisely, unless you want to turn condolences into a round of applause! 👏🏼😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

  Commentary:
  "Choosing the perfect emoji is the new struggle of our generation 🤷‍♂️👗 Who knew that something so small could cause so much indecision! Now I get a taste of the fashion dilemma women face daily 😂 #EmojiFashionCrisis"

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