Funny quotes emotion

14 Funny emotion quotes

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am half agony, half hope.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025