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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Making waves on Twitch:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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