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Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Going bananas on Threads:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Live now on Pinterest:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Trending via Facebook:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Seen just now on TikTok:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Spotted on WeChat:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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56 shares on Facebook this month:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Making waves on Discord:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Broadcasted on Instagram:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Live now on WeChat:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Going bananas on Slack:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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