27 Funny empty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a good ol' cup of coffee to trick the IT guy into thinking you're a tech genius! ☕️💻😄 Just remember, the real power of Java is the coffee kind, not the programming language!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 🍅♨️ Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 😂🌭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

  Commentary:
  When the kitchen roll runs out, suddenly everyone becomes an aspiring astronomer, gazing out into the galaxy of dirty dishes and crumb-filled countertops with their trusty telescope 🌌🔭 Who needs the stars when you have kitchen roll tubes for a glimpse into the infinite unknown of the sink! 🚀🌠

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

  Commentary:
  "Saving the world, one expired carrot at a time! 🥕🦠 Don't mess with the veggie drawer – it's a jungle in there! 🥦🌿 #FridgeAdventure"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the stomach – always so straightforward and honest! 🤣🍴 Unlike the sneaky brain which keeps us guessing most of the time! Who needs mind games when you have a grumbling tummy to remind you it's chow time? 😂 #FoodAlwaysWins"

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