81 Funny end quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

  Commentary:
  Donuts and acoustic guitars both have holes, but you won't find sprinkles on a guitar… unless you've been practicing with a sweet tooth! 🎸🍩 Just remember, one sounds better with strumming while the other sounds better with munching! 🎶🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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  "Who needs a treasure map when you have the word 'shopping' to lead you right to the hidden gems? 💎👜💰 It's like a secret code only women can decipher! 😉 #RetailTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine waddling out of the aquarium with a cute little penguin peeking out from under your shirt like 'Surprise!' 🐧😂 Who needs pockets when you have a penguin pal!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal question of commitment in the world of adult films – will they or won't they say "I do" after all that "action"? 💍🔞 Perhaps the real climax is the love story that lasts beyond the final scene… or maybe just until the credits roll! 😜🎬 #LoveAndOtherRatedRThings

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic meeting merry-go-round! 🔄🤔 It's like a never-ending cycle of let's-discuss-what-we're-going-to-discuss-next-time 😂 Maybe we should schedule a meeting to strategize how to end meetings efficiently! 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingMadness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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  "Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! 🧦💔 Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! 😉 #SocksLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

  Commentary:
  "No need to apologize for midnight shenanigans! Just know that your crush game is out of this world 🛸💫 #LevitatingLove #SupernaturalSweetheart"

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