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3 months ago
Share →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Oh, the eternal struggle between the love for relaxation and the dread of the treadmill! 🏃‍♂️💭 It's like the gym equipment is in a long-term relationship with dust rather than us. 😂 Who knew that our commitment to lounging on the couch could be so unwavering! 🛋️💪 Just think of the calorie-burning potential we could achieve if Netflix had a workout integration feature! 📺🏋️‍♀
4 months ago
Share →: Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Commentary:
"Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"
4 months ago
Share →: I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Waking up early to exercise? More like hitting snooze and dreaming about being fit! 🛌😴💪 #MorningStruggles #FitnessGoalsFailed
4 months ago
Share →: Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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"Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? 💪😏 Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! 🏋️‍♂️🔥 #SweatinNotStressin"
4 months ago
Share →: About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover
4 months ago
Share →: Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
"Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷‍♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Commentary:
"Talk about desperate times calling for desperate measures! 😂🏃‍♂️🩴 Hopefully next time there's a different kind of 'exercise' involved!"
4 months ago
Share →: If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Commentary:
"Imagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel 🤯💪😂 #OverthinkingFitnessGoals"