197 Funny exercise quotes

• You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  4 weeks ago

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• A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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  4 weeks ago

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