15 Funny explanation quotes

• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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  arguing, argument, being, being right, communication, explaining, explanation, humor, just, loud, louder, right, sarcasm, why

• Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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  alien, aliens, baseline, explain, explanation, humor, language, misunderstanding, practicing, pronunciation, same, sound, Vaseline

• Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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  explain, explanation, feelings, humor, just, misunderstanding, thoughts, woman, womansplaining, wrong

• The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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  awkwardness, disappearing, explanation, humor, me, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  adventure, explain, explanation, gap, humor, i, interview, job, job interview, missing, national, national park, park, resume

• Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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  40s, age, aging, everything, excuse, explanation, humor, laugh, life, old

• I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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  always, bad, bad connection, board, board game, card, card game, connection, explain, explanation, game, head, humor, i, me, misunderstanding, someone

• Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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  explain, explanation, fascination, interest, Japan, joinery, nerd, pervert, reasons, trying, wood, wood joinery

• If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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  act, dirty, dirty word, explain, explanation, hilarious, humor, innocence, interaction, know, misunderstanding, people, playfulness, social, social interaction, word, words

• Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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  explain, explanation, good, grow, growth, hair, humor, never, overnight, quarter, science, spot

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