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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

2 weeks ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

2 weeks ago

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

2 months ago

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

3 months ago

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

3 months ago

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

3 months ago

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

3 months ago

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

3 months ago