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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Breaking via Messenger:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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93 Funny feeling quotes

Funny feeling quotes 🤔😂 are the unexpected nuggets of wisdom that tickle the brain and spark a smile. They capture those quirky moments when reality doesn’t quite match up with expectations and leave us with a giggle or two. Whether you’re in need of a mood boost or just love a good chuckle, these quotes are perfect for brightening your day and keeping things delightfully unpredictable! 🌟😄

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5 hours ago
Share →: No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Commentary:
Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
11 hours ago
Share →: No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Commentary:
What a plot twist! I’m just a human caught in an office-themed episode of Lost. 🏝️🔍🏢
20 hours ago
Share →: Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Commentary:
Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
20 hours ago
Share →: What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Commentary:
POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
21 hours ago
Share →: Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Weekends should come with a pause button, but they only give us a fast-forward remote! ⏩😂
22 hours ago
Share →: Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Commentary:
When life plays the tunes of my confused heart, I just wish there was an app to identify if it's a love song or a cry for snacks 🎧❤️🤔🍪
23 hours ago
Share →: Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂
1 day ago
Share →: I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Commentary:
Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
1 day ago
Share →: I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Commentary:
Zooming past like I'm in a sidewalk Grand Prix! 🚶‍♂️💨🏆 Sorry, geriatric league! 😅
2 days ago
Share →: I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Commentary:
Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Going viral on Instagram:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Trending via Pinterest:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Reported on Slack:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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