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Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Just landed via Reddit:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Going bananas on Instagram:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Live now on Snapchat:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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93 shares on Reddit this month:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

100 shares on Threads this month:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

81 shares on Discord this month:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Spotted on Reddit:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Going viral on Messenger:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Making waves on Messenger:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Trending via Discord:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Trending via Telegram:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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