12 Funny forward quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Why rush through the day when you can already be mentally at the finish line, right? Starting the day with the end in mind is like skipping to the last page of a book – efficient and slightly rebellious. Here's to embracing the anticipation of bedtime before breakfast!" 😆🌙

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let's stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the anticipation of a thrilling year filled with endless staring contests with our trusty companion, the phone! 📱😄 Who needs adventures when you've got messages to scroll through and memes to chuckle at? Here's to another year of mobile entertainment! 🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic struggle of wanting more sleep than time allows 😴💤 May the odds be ever in your favor as you embark on this noble quest for elusive rest! Remember, a solid power nap can work wonders too 😉🌙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, diplomacy at its finest – where a one-way ticket to the fiery pits is disguised as a grand adventure! 🌋✉️ Bon voyage, dear friend! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

  Commentary:
  "Ever find yourself questioning life's decisions like not forwarding that chain email from over a decade ago? 🔮✉️ Don't worry, your luck probably isn't determined by your email forwarding skills…or is it? 🤔😂 #MondayMysteries"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious language of teenagers – a combination of eye rolls, grunts, and unsolicited opinions in a dialect only understood by fellow parents. 🤦‍♂️ Can't wait for that magical moment when coherent sentences make a comeback! 🙏😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I've added lunges to my workout routine. It's a big step forward…literally! Who knew exercising could be so pun-derful? Keep lunging ahead, you're really stepping up your fitness game! 💪🚶‍♂️"

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