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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Commentary:
"Who needs a workout when you can just take your kids shopping? 💪🛒💸 Just kidding, maybe online shopping is the way to go! 🛍️👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic circle of life celebration 😏🎉. It's like a sexy inception within a birthday cake 🎂. Remember to blow out more than just candles 🔥💨! Just make sure to give your parents a high-five on their special day too 👏🎈!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Commentary:
"Who needs a motivational coach when you've got a peer pressure squad standing by? 😂👯‍♂️ Just remember, choose your peer pressure pals wisely – might end up trying skydiving or eating exotic foods before you know it! 🪂🍜"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'fun for the whole family' clearly never tried to organize a vacation with picky eaters, moody teenagers, and grandparents who refuse to use GPS. 🤪👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family fun? More like family chaos! 🌪️😅"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have a friend like this? 🤪💪 Let the insanity begin – fitness boot camp or just a wild ride, you decide! 🏋️‍♂️😜 #CertifiedCrazyTrainer"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Commentary:
"Big kudos to my kids for giving selective hearing a whole new meaning! 🙉🙊 Parenting: where communication goes to take a vacation! 😂 #ParentingProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Commentary:
Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boyfriend when you have the rain to provide all the drama 🌧️💁‍♀️ Let the rain showers wash away your worries and leave the heartache indoors! 😉 #RainTherapy"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Commentary:
"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life! 🍷💬😬 Who needs boring hobbies when you can excel at the art of intriguing conversation and keeping things spicy? Cheers to being fabulously unconventional! 🥂💁‍♂️😜"