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44 Funny giving quotes

Funny giving quotes ๐ŸŽ are the perfect way to add a dash of humor ๐Ÿ˜‚ to your generosity! Whether you’re brightening someone’s day with witty words or sharing a giggle on social media, these quotes remind us that giving doesn’t always have to be serious. They blend joy and jest, turning every gift into a memorable moment. So, get ready to sprinkle some laughter in your life and discover the lighter side of giving! ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Itโ€™s only 9am and Iโ€™ve already ruined my sonโ€™s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Weโ€™ve had far more storms since we started naming them. Weโ€™re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The secret to a good marriage is that itโ€™s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

HR is giving me a hard time because Iโ€™ve been starting all my work emails with โ€œDearly Belovedโ€.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

When someone giving me directions says, โ€œYou canโ€™t miss it,โ€ I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Iโ€™m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. Iโ€™m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I donโ€™t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. Iโ€™m giving more than I take. Iโ€™m generous.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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