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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

3 months ago

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

3 months ago

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

3 months ago

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

3 months ago

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

3 months ago

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

3 months ago

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

3 months ago

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

3 months ago

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

3 months ago

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

3 months ago

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

3 months ago

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

3 months ago