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6 months ago
Share →: I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Commentary:
"Ah, I see you have a penchant for unique preferences! 🤓😂 Perhaps you should stick to admiring your women and glasses separately, just to be safe! 👓😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Commentary:
Who knew bunnies had such impressive wings, right? 🐰✈️ Looks like it might be time for a quick trip to the optometrist! 😅👓
6 months ago
Share →: Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Commentary:
👶🤓😂 "Babies: the notorious culprits behind the 'glasses thief' and 'nose biter' schemes! Who knew these tiny troublemakers were such notorious masterminds? Their reputation precedes them… and your glasses and nose pay the price!" 😉
6 months ago
Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Commentary:
Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – "wallet, glasses, keys and phone" – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It's the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we're always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle
6 months ago
Share →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! 🤓 New glasses incoming, so prepare for a serious downgrade in your attractiveness levels! 😂 Time to recalibrate those standards! 👓😉"
6 months ago
Share →: People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Want to sound smart? Just casually polish your glasses and drop some 'wisdom' 🤓💬 They'll think you're a genius in no time! #FakeItTillYouPolishIt"
6 months ago
Share →: I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Commentary:
"Adding glasses to your daily morning routine – because having just your keys, phone, and sanity to find wasn't challenging enough 🤓🔍 #MorningSearchMission"
6 months ago
Share →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the chic and sophisticated cousin of the butterfly – the moth! 🦋🤓💁‍♀️ Who knew their secret to elegance was rocking glasses and a sleek updo? Who says bugs can't have style! 😄 #FashionistaInDisguise"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Commentary:
"Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous"