17 Funny goodbye quotes

• When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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  2 weeks ago

  behavior, best, betrayal, dirty, empowerment, gone, goodbye, honesty, know, relationships, self-awareness, stay, thing, toxic, toxic behavior

• “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, day, food, goodbye, great, humor, i, kid, kids, lunch, orange, parenting, school, tell

• I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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  3 weeks ago

  chance, chances, give, goodbye, humor, i, just, limits, never, relationship, second, second chance, wit

• They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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  3 weeks ago

  finance, goodbye, humor, joke, just, money, sarcasm, say, spending, wit

• I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, break, distraction, goodbye, humor, i, life, media, minutes, next, realization, social, social media, time

• Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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  3 weeks ago

  August, door, farewell, goodbye, hit, humor, let, month, sarcasm

• Starting a new life today, bye.

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  3 weeks ago

  fresh, fresh start, goodbye, humor, life, new, new life, short, short quote, start, starting, today

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