13 Funny goodbye quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a generous soul had a limit of exactly 10 chances? 😂 Seems like this person is running a strict 'chances are limited' program, with an exclusive 10-entry pass only! 🎟️ But hey, at least they're consistent with their exit strategy – '10 and then goodbye!' 🚪👋"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like your money has mastered the art of saying "see ya later" with a flourish! 💸👋 Maybe it's practicing for a future career in dramatic exits? Keep an eye out for those swanky handkerchiefs next time you're at the ATM! 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Making a grand announcement about taking a 12-minute break from social media is the modern equivalent of a dramatic exit in a soap opera 📵😂 Who knew life could be so thrilling outside the digital world! Enjoy your social media hiatus, adventurer!"

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