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Funny grandma quotes

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

4 weeks ago

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

4 weeks ago

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

3 months ago

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

3 months ago

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

3 months ago

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

3 months ago

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

3 months ago

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

3 months ago

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

3 months ago