15 Funny grandma quotes — Wordgag ツ

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

7 hours ago7 hours ago

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

2 months ago2 months ago

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

2 months ago2 months ago

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

2 months ago2 months ago

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

4 months ago4 months ago

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

6 months ago

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

6 months ago

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Jan 26, 2025

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Jan 26, 2025

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Jan 23, 2025Jan 23, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Jan 23, 2025

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Jan 22, 2025

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Jan 22, 2025

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Jan 21, 2025