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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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Making waves on Reddit:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Shared recently on Reddit:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Going bananas on Twitch:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Shared recently on X:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Going viral on Twitch:

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Going viral on Telegram:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Spotted on TikTok:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

15 Funny grandma quotes

Funny grandma quotes bring a burst of laughter and warmth to any day 😄👵 From sassy comebacks to timeless wisdom with a twist, these gems showcase grandma’s playful spirit and endless charm 💬✨ Whether you need a smile or a dose of cheeky advice, funny grandma quotes never fail to brighten the mood and remind us why grandmas are simply the best fun-makers! 🎉💕

New funny grandma quotes 👇

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

4 weeks ago

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

4 weeks ago

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

4 weeks ago

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

4 weeks ago

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

4 weeks ago

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

4 weeks ago

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

4 weeks ago

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

1 month ago

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

1 month ago

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

1 month ago

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16 shares on Messenger this month:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

36 shares on Discord this month:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

21 shares on Threads this month:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

21 shares on Telegram this month:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Shared recently on Messenger:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Spotted on Discord:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Spotted on WeChat:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Breaking via Threads:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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