Funny grandma quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, sundries – Grandma's code word for scandalous unmentionables 😏👵💋 Who knew shopping for everyday items could be so risqué? Keep your secrets hidden in the sundry section, folks! 🤫👙 #GrandmaKnowsBest"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the day when grandma's secret recipe is a killer tattoo instead of a delicious cake! 🍰💉 Who needs cookies when you can have ink, right? 🍪✨ #GrandmaGoals #TattooedAndTalented"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

  Commentary:
  "When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

  Commentary:
  Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the charming compromise we make with website cookies – just like nodding along with Grandma's stories without interjecting. 🍪👵 Let's embrace the sweet (and occasionally crumbly) bonds we share with both internet algorithms and beloved grandmas!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's got some joint issues, but hey, tight rolling might just be the secret remedy she needs! 🍁💪😄 #RollWithIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

  Commentary:
  "Grandmas swooping in like tech-savvy wizards, ready to reset those mischievous children back to 'factory settings' 🧙‍♀️🔮 Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful household once again! 💫✨ #GrandmaMagic #TechSupportGrandma"

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