11 Funny guitar quotes

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  1 month ago

  band, concert, giant, giant magnet, guitar, hands, humor, i, influence, magnet, music, shows, The Velvet Underground, underground, velvet

• It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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  2 months ago

  getting, guitar, harmonica, heat, hot, hot weather, instrument, music, outdoor, outside, slide, slide guitar, summer, weather

• I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anxiety, awkwardness, bonfire, constant, douchebag, fear, going, guitar, humor, i, live, outdoor, party, show, social, social anxiety

• If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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  bonfire, bring, campfire, expectation, fuel, guitar, humor, joke, music

• I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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  2 months ago

  baby, comedy, guitar, humor, just, music, neck, parenting

• Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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  2 months ago

  guitar, humor, joke, music, pun, stay, stay tuned, tuned, wordplay

• Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, air, air guitar, cleaning, funny question, guitar, humor, joke, know, music, question, vacuum

• Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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  2 months ago

  guitar, humor, lyric, man, music, never, play, relationship, stereotype, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, tell, unrealistic

• Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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  2 months ago

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• There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animals, camping, guitar, humor, outdoor, outdoor activity, risks, someone, take, weather, wild

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