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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.
You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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"Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉

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