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29 Funny hearing quotes

Funny hearing quotes bring a whole new level of LOL to the way we think about ears πŸ‘‚πŸ€£ Whether it’s playful jabs at selective hearing or hilarious misunderstandings, these witty lines will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement πŸ˜‚πŸŽ§ Ready to tune into some sound humor that hits all the right notes? Let’s dive in and get those ears laughing! πŸŽΆπŸ˜„

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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