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  • I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fireworks when you have this level of determination to bid farewell to a year? Burning the midnight oil to ensure that 2021 gets the hint – talk about a memorable send-off! Here’s to the countdown to brighter days ahead, and a well-deserved good riddance to what’s behind us.”

  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It’s the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!

  • Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, daylight savings – the sneaky scheme to make us believe we’re getting more time when really we’re just losing sleep! 💡⏰ Who knew selling daylight could be so profitable? 😂☀️”

  • The week between Christmas and New Yearโ€™s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the mysterious week between Christmas and New Year’s – a time when calendars seem to lose all sense of logic and normality. It’s as if the universe itself hits the snooze button and decides to take a nap until January. Just remember, when you feel like you’ve fallen into a time-warping wormhole during that week, it’s perfectly normal. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride!

  • In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

    Commentary:
    “Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps”

  • Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

    Commentary:
    Looks like Santa had to switch gears from wrangling reindeer to wrangling cookies! 🍪🤠 Maybe the cowboy got lost while searching for the perfect pair of cookie-crumb spurs! 🤣🍪🤠 Remember folks, never leave a trail of cookies for a cowboy unless you’re ready for a wild west cookie showdown! 🍪🌵🤠

  • Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

    Commentary:
    “Who decided to play this cruel trick on us?! 😂 It’s like giving us a taste of holiday freedom and then yanking it away like a bad Christmas cracker joke! 🎄🎁 #NotFair #BackToReality”

  • The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

    Commentary:
    “Me: *clocks out at 5pm* 💼🚪 Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! 🏝️💭 #WorkEthicOnVacation”

  • The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

    Commentary:
    Ah, November – the time when turkeys are feeling a bit nervous, while treadmills are gearing up for their moment in the spotlight come January! 🦃💪 It’s all about perspective and priorities, right? So, let’s embrace the turkey trot and treadmill dash with equal enthusiasm! 🏃‍♂️🤣 #ThanksgivingGoals

  • Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

    Commentary:
    “Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It’s a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!”

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