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128 Funny holiday quotes

Funny holiday quotes add a touch of humor to your festive celebrations! 🎉😂 Whether it’s poking fun at holiday traditions, quirky family gatherings, or seasonal mishaps, these quotes bring a laugh to every occasion. Enjoy the lighter side of the season and spread some cheer with these playful holiday gems! 😄🎄

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View →: l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on …
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View →: Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a …
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View →: “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned…
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View →: If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jin…
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View →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why …
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View →: I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til …
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View →: Jingle all the way? In this economy?
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View →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the…
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View →: If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.
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View →: Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put a…
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View →: If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he wor…
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View →: Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this me…
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View →: Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up f…
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View →: Dear Santa, Money!
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View →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99%…
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View →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
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View →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jes…
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View →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do…
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View →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s gettin…
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View →: I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.
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View →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.
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View →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I…
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View →: Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.
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View →: December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.
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View →: Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for m…
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View →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a dif…
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View →: In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christ…
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View →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I si…
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View →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I…
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View →: According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Chris…