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6 months ago
Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Commentary:
"Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"
6 months ago
Share →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival
6 months ago
Share →: Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Commentary:
"Women are like spicy peppers 🌶️ – hot and bold, but sometimes they bring tears to your eyes! 😂 #Can'tHaveItAll"
6 months ago
Share →: I need a long hot meteor shower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hot shower when you can have a long hot meteor shower instead? 🚿☄️ Just be sure to avoid standing directly underneath!#OutOfThisWorldHygiene"
6 months ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, kindness is key because you never know when you might get that coveted hot tub invite! 🛁😄 So keep spreading those good vibes and who knows, you might just end up soaking in luxury! #KindnessPaysOff #HotTubGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Commentary:
"Seeking a girlfriend so fiery 🔥 that the mere sight of us together ignites laughter 😂 in passersby… because who needs stand-up comedy clubs when you've got a relationship to rival a sitcom! 🎭 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Commentary:
"Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about balance – the crazier you are, the hotter you should be! 🔥💃 Embrace your inner eccentricity with style and sass, because being a little bit crazy never hurt anyone… as long as you rock it with confidence! 😜💁‍♀️ #CrazyHot"
6 months ago
Share →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Commentary:
"Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Commentary:
"Ah, the Frankfurt School, where we dissect the relish-ionship between sauerkraut and society! 🌭🤓 Better grab some mustard for that major! 😉"