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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.
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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.
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When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.
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Looks like my hair's auditioning for the role of "chaotic evil" today! 🌪️🤣
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.
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Sounds like you're living in Groundhog Day: The Home Edition! 😅⏳📺
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆