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"Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"
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- I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
- I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.
- At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
- The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.
- I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
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Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣 -
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Ah, the magical sore throat time machine – skip the discomfort and head straight to wellness! If only we could all fast-forward through the pesky colds and flus like pressing the skip button on a Netflix show. Just imagine the convenience of avoiding all those lozenges and herbal teas by leaping forward in time. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a scratchy throat as your trusty time traveler guide? -
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Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It's a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in "sick" to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!
Top Funny Illness Quotes 🔥
- I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
- I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.
- At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
- The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.
- I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
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