22 Funny illness quotes

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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  4 weeks ago

  effort, heart, humor, i, illness, love, mental, mental illness, putting, relationship, sarcasm, soul, thought, used, where, work

• Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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  1 month ago

  another, bed, behavior, camera, funny behavior, illness, just, level, mental, mental illness, pretend, setting, setup, woke, woke up

• Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, discovery, family, half, humor, illness, life, life realization, mental, mental illness, mentally, realization

• Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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  2 months ago

  boxed, collector’s, collector’s edition, edition, everything, family, humor, i, illness, meant, mental, mental illness, parent, parents, sarcasm, set

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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  2 months ago

  argument, arguments, change, changing, changing mind, humor, i, illness, logical, logical argument, mental, mental illness, mind, sarcasm, thought, used, where

• I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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  2 months ago

  cold, comedy, dramatics, exaggeration, goodbye, humor, i, illness, man, man cold, sarcasm, story, tell, world

• A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, everything, fix, fix everything, forehead, forehead kiss, health, humor, illness, irreverent, kiss, lobotomy, mental, mental health, mental illness, therapy

• I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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  2 months ago

  body, frustration, hate, health, humor, i, illness, last, sick, vegetable, week

• At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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  2 months ago

  future, humor, illness, just, procrastination, skip, sore, sore throat, throat, time, time travel, travel

• That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, decision, dressed, humor, illness, moment, morning, procrastination, struggle, wake up

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