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2 months ago
Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"
2 months ago
Share →: People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Commentary:
Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷‍♂️ #NoDramaJustMe
3 months ago
Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Commentary:
Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest
4 months ago
Share →: I am single, please disturb me!

Commentary:
"Attention all cupids, disruptors, and matchmakers: this one's open for business! 💘💥 Proceed with caution or be prepared to dodge some love arrows! 😄 #SingleAndReadyToMingle"
4 months ago
Share →: I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Commentary:
"Challenge accepted! I am so single, my plants ask me for dating advice 🪴😂 #AllTheSingleLadies 💁‍♀️"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithoutACause"
4 months ago
Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Commentary:
Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.
5 months ago
Share →: Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Commentary:
"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"
6 months ago
Share →: If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Commentary:
🎄🐱 "If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t. They’d probably just swat them off the table and demand more treats instead. Typical feline divas! 😼 #MeowyChristmas"