Funny influencer quotes

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025