Funny influencer quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of modern parenting – trying to resist the temptation of naming your kids after household items or exotic foods just for the sake of Instagram fame. Imagine the chaos at roll call: 'Banjo, Parmesan, Chandelier, are you all present and accounted for?' It's a tough job being a parent, but someone's gotta do it without turning their child into a walking menu item."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛‍♂️! #InfluencerWoes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the 'Professional Nodder' position!🙋‍♂️💼 Just imagine getting paid to perfect the art of nodding approvingly in front of someone else's hard work. Who needs originality anyway when you've got 2M followers nodding along with you?😂👏 #NoddingInfluence"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"

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