Funny influencer quotes

• Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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  2 weeks ago

  9-5, 9-5 job, 95, crypto, dumb, honesty, i, influencer, influencing, job, laziness, lazy, making, making money, money, scam, self-doubt, shy, shyness, too

• Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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  2 months ago

  crypto, daddy, dilemma, dumb, finance, going, good, honesty, honesty dilemma, humor, influencer, me, media, people, personal, personal struggle, scam, shy, shyness, social, social media, struggle, sugar, sugar daddy, too, work

• I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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  2 months ago

  attention, humor, ignore, influencer, me, media, online, people, sarcasm, satire, social, social media

• I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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  2 months ago

  Banjo, Chandelier, humor, influencer, Instagram, kid, kids, mom, name, parenting, Parmesan

• I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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  2 months ago

  accountability, am, better, do better, humor, i, influence, influencer, media, responsibility, self-improvement, social, social media

• Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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  2 months ago

  commentary, content, followers, front, humor, i, influencer, just, media, nodding, satire, sign, social, social media, standing, thing, where, whole

• Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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  2 months ago

  age, body, fitness, food, humor, important, influencer, lasagna, listen, old, self-awareness, want

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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  3 months ago

  celebrity, comparison, culture, humor, influencer, Instagram, internet, internet culture, media, platform, platform comparison, run, social, social media, street, streets, Twitter

• If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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  5 months ago

  beyond, humor, influence, influencer, influencers, insult, media, opinion, satire, social, social media

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