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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Just landed via Twitch:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Just landed via Twitch:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Going viral on TikTok:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Spotted on Facebook:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Live now on TikTok:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

20 shares on Threads this month:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

45 shares on Slack this month:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

90 shares on Discord this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Making waves on YouTube:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Just shared via Twitch:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Making waves on Discord:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Going bananas on X:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Just shared via Telegram:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Live now on X:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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