Funny inspiration quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so heartbreak is just the universe’s weird way of giving us a performance review! 🚀💔😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing my A-game today: Absurdity level 💯! 🤪✨ #LivingTheNonsenseLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

  Commentary:
  "Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, folks! 👴🏼👑 Prince Charles proves that dreams don't have an expiry date, they just mature like fine wine. 🍷 Keep dreaming, keep believing, and who knows, maybe one day you'll also be ruling a kingdom in your golden years! 🤣🌟"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

  Commentary:
  🍋🤣 "When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade – be the lemon! 🍋😄 Show the world that you're zesty, tangy, and ready to add a little zest to their day. Who knew being a lemon could be so empowering? 😉🍋 #SourPower"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

  Commentary:
  Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I'll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨"

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