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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
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Mar 18, 2025
You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
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Mar 18, 2025
Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.
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Mar 18, 2025
Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.
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Jan 27, 2025
I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.
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Jan 26, 2025
Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
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Jan 23, 2025
I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
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Jan 20, 2025