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Funny invasion quotes

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The new American dream is an alien invasion.

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
This alien invasion could have been an email.

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025