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Funny invasion quotes bring a hilarious twist to serious moments 🛸😂 Whether it’s aliens landing or unexpected guests crashing your space, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣👾 Perfect for sharing with friends or adding some humor to your day, get ready to enjoy some out-of-this-world fun! 🚀✨

New funny invasion quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Commentary:
"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Commentary:
"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"
5 months ago
Share →: They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Commentary:
"Maybe we can start a new reality TV show called 'Invasion of Privacy with [Your Name]' 🏠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs permission anyway, right? Just kidding! Please don't call the cops 😅 #HouseHunting"
5 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, breaking and entering is not the recommended method of getting to know your neighbors 👀🚪🕵️‍♂️. Stick to a friendly chat over the fence instead! 😅🏡 #NeighborhoodWatch #PersonalSpace"
6 months ago
Share →: The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Commentary:
Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace
6 months ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth is hosting the universe's most anticipated event – Alien Invasion! 👽🚀 Remember, patience is key… but maybe keep some intergalactic snacks ready, just in case! 🍬🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: This alien invasion could have been an email.

Commentary:
👽📧 "Instead of invading Earth with flashy spaceships and tentacled creatures, couldn't they have just sent a polite email? Much less dramatic and far more cost-effective. Let's hope they remember proper intergalactic email etiquette next time! 🛸👾"
6 months ago
Share →: If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
6 months ago
Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Commentary:
👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Commentary:
"Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"