13 Funny invasion quotes

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  4 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  2 months ago

  alien, alien invasion, apocalypse, before, climate, crisis, die, disaster, end, end of world, extraterrestrial, global, global climate crisis, humor, invasion, irony, little, nuclear, nuclear war, sci-fi, survival, treat, war, world

• If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, am, comedy, defect, extraterrestrial, humor, i, invasion, sci-fi, side, sorry, space

• I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, annoyance, glasses, hate, humor, i, insect, invasion, mind, mind trick, outdoor, outside, second, think, trick, unexpected

• They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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  2 months ago

  curiosity, house, humor, inside, invasion, just, let, me, perspective, should

• You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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  2 months ago

  belongings, breaking, breaking in, going, home, humor, invasion, lot, observation, person, tell

• The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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  2 months ago

  alien, American, American dream, commentary, dream, humor, invasion, life, modern, modern life, new, satire, societal, societal commentary

• Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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  2 months ago

  alien, anticipation, extraterrestrial, humor, invasion, joke, patiently, sci-fi, waiting

• This alien invasion could have been an email.

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  2 months ago

  alien, communication, email, expectations, humor, invasion, irony, technology

• If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, alien, asleep, before, being, ever, exhaustion, fear, hate, hope, humor, i, invasion, night, sleep, start, waking

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