27 Funny Jesus quotes

• I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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  2 months ago

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• When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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  2 months ago

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• Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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  2 months ago

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• Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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  2 months ago

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• I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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  3 months ago

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• I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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  4 months ago

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• This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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  5 months ago

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