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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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"Deciding on concert tickets vs. deciding on regular life is the real struggle 🤘🎸 Who needs mosh pits when you can have grocery lists, am I right? 🛒🎤 #RockOnInSpirit"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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"Welcome to your 40's: That kid playing dress-up might actually be serving you a speeding ticket 🚓😂 #RealityCheck"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Ah, the evolution of partying… 🕺🏼🛒 Who needs clubs when you can vibe to the sweet tunes of the produce aisle? 🎧🥦 Just imagine busting a move while picking out avocados! The grocery store is the new nightclub for the sophisticated palate. 💃🛒 #GroceryStoreGoals
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Ah, the joys of aging! 🛌💤 Who would have thought that catching some Z's could be so exhausting in your 40s? 😴 Embrace the irony and enjoy your power naps with pride! 🙌 #SleepyButSassy
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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"Life comes at you fast – one minute you're the life of the party 🎉, the next you're stuck in a beanbag chair contemplating your life choices 🤔. Remember, age is just a number, but beanbag chair entrapment is a serious hazard! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully! 👵🏼👴🏼 Less socializing, more scrutinizing! 🤣 Who needs a big circle of friends anyway when you can have a big list of grievances instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 #LivingMyBestGrumpyLife"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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"Ah, the classic mid-life crisis decision! Who needs a fancy sports car when you can gracefully vault over walls and leap across rooftops, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember to stretch those creaky joints before attempting any daring stunts! 😅 #MidlifeParkourGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s! 🎉 Welcome to the era where your knees hold the power and dictate your sitting schedule. It's like having your own personal knee bosses running the show! 💪😂 Remember to treat them well, or else they might just send you crashing down when you least expect it! Enjoy the sit-down dance of your 50s! 🕺💃
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike