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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Just shared via Telegram:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Just landed via TikTok:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Spotted on Twitch:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Just landed via Slack:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Reported on Discord:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Making waves on Telegram:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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104 Funny lifestyle quotes

Funny lifestyle quotes take a playful jab at the trends, routines, and daily choices that define how we live — or at least try to! 😂🛋️ Whether it’s chasing wellness fads, juggling work-life balance, or pretending avocado toast is a personality, these quotes remind us that lifestyle goals can be just as ridiculous as they are aspirational. Because living your best life should come with a good laugh! 😆🥑📱

New funny lifestyle quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Commentary:
Guess I'm just one cup away from becoming a full-time Starbucks retiree! ☕🤣
6 days ago
Share →: Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
6 days ago
Share →: Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Commentary:
Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐
7 days ago
Share →: I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Commentary:
Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎
1 week ago
Share →: Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Commentary:
Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
1 week ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Commentary:
"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
1 week ago
Share →: Cool times create cool guys.

Commentary:
"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
1 week ago
Share →: I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Commentary:
"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Commentary:
"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Trending via TikTok:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Live now on Telegram:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Breaking via TikTok:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Making waves on Threads:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Reported on Telegram:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

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