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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Trending via Telegram:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Going viral on YouTube:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Just shared via Reddit:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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40 shares on Messenger this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

56 shares on Discord this month:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

76 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Trending via Threads:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Spotted on Reddit:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Breaking via Threads:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Live now on X:

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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