73 Funny light quotes

• If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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  alert, blinky, blinky light, direction, drivers, humor, light, lights, little, traffic, turn, vehicle

• Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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  congratulations, driving, humor, light, me, past, rage, red, red light, road, road rage, sarcasm, special, speeding

• The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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  end, headlight, humor, irony, life, light, motivation, oncoming, perspective, reality, train, tunnel

• I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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  energy, hope, i, lesson, light, parenting, room, teen, turn, year

• If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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  food, fridge, humor, late, light, logic, night, snacking

• Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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  beauty, body, body image, humor, image, inner, inner beauty, light, much, scale, self-reflection, standing, thinking, weight, wisdom

• If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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  alien, away, dinosaur, dinosaurs, humor, light, light year, million, observation, science, science humor, space, telescope, time, time travel, travel, watching, year

• Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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  food, humor, joke, light, lunch, nature, plant, plants, wit

• Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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  day, days, do nothing, energy, exhaustion, feel, feeling, feeling low, hotel, hotel light, humor, lazy, lazy day, light, low, nothing, relatable

• ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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  bathroom, humor, just, light, middle, night, song, turning, turning on light

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