98 Funny looking quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you've got a real-life Rear Window situation on your hands! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're just big fans of your window decor…or they're plotting to steal your fabulous curtains! Watch out for any suspicious curtain-related activities! 🤨🏠 #NeighborhoodWatch"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

  Commentary:
  "Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it's on an adventure, exploring the realm of 'empty pockets'! 🚀😂 Don't worry, I'm sure it'll pop up when you least expect it! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code 💌💤 #TiredSince2010"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It's a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves"

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