Commentary:
"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨⚕️🤣"
Funny maintenance quotes
Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?
Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the eternal mystery of men and their attachment to clothing well past its expiration date! 👕🕰 Perhaps they're waiting for their wardrobe to evolve into a vintage collection without the hassle of actually investing in new pieces. 😜 After all, shabby chic is a look too, right? Time to embrace the disintegrating fashion trend, gentlemen! 💁♂️🤷♂️
The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?
Commentary:
"Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! 🤔💪 Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' 😂 #JustHumanThings"
My body’s check engine light has been on for years.
Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.
The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.
Commentary:
"Oh, the endless quest to reach those elusive toenails as we age! It's like a game of flexibility and determination 🦶👴 Stretching exercises become a daily routine, and a simple task turns into a comedic chase around the house! 🏃♂️💨 Just remember, the distant toenails remind us that reaching our goals may require a little extra effort and a good sense of humor! 😄"
Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.
Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.
