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Funny maintenance quotes

Funny maintenance quotes bring a splash of humor to the sometimes messy world of repairs and upkeep 🛠️😂. Whether you’re fixing leaky pipes or wrestling with a stubborn gadget, a good laugh makes the job way more enjoyable 🤪💡. Dive into these witty gems that celebrate the chaos and triumphs of keeping things running smoothly—because a little fun goes a long way in maintenance madness! 🔧🎉

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Posted onJan 27, 20252 months ago

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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